random crap

questions a texas might ask…

are we skipping fall this year?

can i bring beer to a gender reveal party?

how many hours will it take to get there?

what stinks?? do i have dog poop on my shoe? nope, it’s just the feedlot. 

where is winter?  oh yeah, there it is… (as the wind blows in one random day in november)

where is the real country music anymore?

why isn’t texas independence day a holiday?

can you have too much chips and queso?  answer: no.

why does shiner give me a headache when i love it so much?

oh, there’s a tornado in november?  yeah, okay…

can’t we all just forgive the dixie chicks already?

who’s playing on saturday night?

wanna go for a hike at palo duro?

brisket or smoked chicken?  can i have both?

where’s the blue bell?

Advertisements

One thought on “questions a texas might ask…

leave your comments below. i'd love to hear from you!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s